does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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