i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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