Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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