Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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