Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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