ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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