Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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