did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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