Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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