i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Randomize
