it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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