Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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