Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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