Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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