dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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