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(818): View more from California

You work out of a Hotel?

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(540): View more from Virginia

david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom

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(703): View more from Virginia

just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.

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