gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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