I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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