good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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