i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We need to get me chipped asap
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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