Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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