This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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