yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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