haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
