id be glad to
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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