dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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