I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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