Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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