seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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