Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
