i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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