well most of my day revolves around power hour
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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