it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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