You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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