Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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