Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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