he shaved USA in his pubs
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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