I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there was a trapeze. enough said
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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