I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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