well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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