Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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