Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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