Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i now understand why vodka
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
