i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Is Oprah even human
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
