I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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