I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I am mentally ready for anal.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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