Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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