today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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