she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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