i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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