Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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