S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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