im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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