Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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