worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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